Jeff:
Happy New Year, Joan!

新年快乐,琼!
Joan:
Why are you wishing me a happy new year?

你为什么祝我新年快乐?
Jeff:
Because new year's eve is nearly here.

因为新年除夕就快到了。
Joan:
You should know that not everyone celebrates new year at the same time, Jeff.

你应该知道并不是每个人都在同一时间里庆祝新年,杰夫。
Jeff:
So when do you celebrate new year?

那你什么时候庆祝新年?
Joan:
I follow the lunar, or moon calendar, so I celebrate it much later than you.

我依照阴历,也就是农历,因此我庆祝新年比你晚多了。
Jeff:
If you were smart, you would celebrate both new years so you could double up on the number of parties.

如果你聪明你就会庆祝两个新年,这样你就可以参加双倍的派对!
Joan:
No! The hangover I get from one new year is bad enough for me, thank you!

不!一个新年(派对)给我带来的后遗症就已经够我受的了,谢谢你了!