Only so-so, and you?
Things couldn't be better, I quit smoking. I feel like a new person.
May I ask you a few questions about your new life?
Shoot. Anything for you!
Cool, now that you stopped smoking, how much do you weigh? How fat are you? Shouldn't you go on a diet?
How dare you ask such a question? That is quite rude.
Sorry about that, I will ask another question. How old are you?
Oh my god, a lady never tells.
You must be elderly if you don't want to say. Well, I only have one question left.
You had better not ask about my salary -- that would be rude.
I don't want to know how much you rake in, I just want to know how much you will lend me?
Finally a question I am willing to answer. The answer is zero. Zip, nil. One minus one.
Man, fat old people are not very nice.