Talk show host:
We know self-mockery needs courage. So, tell us something about you that make you UNHAPPY to let us have a delight? 

我们都知道,自嘲可是需要勇气的,那么,告诉我们一件你不开心的事情让我们开心一下吧。
Sasha:
Wow, I'm just to tell you. It was really so sad. Last ninght i was to take a bath with my cat . After i took off my dress ,my cat vomited, vomited all over the place. 

哦,我正想告诉你呢。真的是太悲惨了。昨晚我和我的猫一起进浴室洗澡,当我脱了衣服,我的猫就吐了,吐得到处都是。