小范:
Shall we speak in English or Chinese? 

我们说英语还是汉语?
老葛:
Up to you. 

随你。
小范:
Then let's use our mother tongue. Nice to meet you. 

那就说母语吧,很高兴见到你。
老葛:
OK. Nice to meet you, too. 

好吧,我也是。
小范:
What's this? 

这是什么啊?
老葛:
Oh, this is my invention. I've spent all my life inventing this Conflict Resolution Terminal. 

哦,这是我的发明。我花了一辈子的时间,才发明了这个分歧终端机啊。
小范:
Oh? What is it used for? 

哦?它是用来干啥的?
老葛:
World peace! You know why there is war in the world? People don't know how to make decisions. My Conflict Resolution Terminal can help you to make a decision without pain. 

世界和平啊!你知道世界上为什么会有战争吗?就是因为人们不知道怎么做决定。我的分歧终端机可以帮助人们无痛苦地做决定。
小范:
Awesome! Can I buy it? How much? 

牛啊!能卖给我吗?多少钱?
老葛:
Buy? Come on, we are good friends. I'll give it for free if you want it. 

买?得了吧,咱可是好哥们。你想要的话,白送你了。
小范:
Really? 

真的?
老葛:
As long as your secretary works for me. 

只要你秘书到我公司来就行。