Baby earthworm:
Mom, I'd like to play badminton today. I'll cut myself into two pieces. 

妈妈,我今天很想去打羽毛球。我把自己切成两段就可以打羽毛球了。
Mom:
OK, Then I'll cut myself into four pieces to play Mahjong. 

好吧,那么我把自己切成四段,打麻将去好了。
Dad:
Help! 

救命啊!
Mom:
Oh, God! Why did you cut yourself into mince? 

天啊,你干嘛把自己切成肉末?
Dad:
I want to play football very much. 

我非常想踢足球。