大嘴:
What kind of boyfriends do the post-80s girls prefer ? 

现在80后的女孩都想找什么样的男朋友呢?
脸盆:
Look at the most powerful Personal Ads. 

看看80后女孩的超强征婚告示吧。
大嘴:
Most girls ask for a not so bad looking. 

大部分要求长相要过得去。
脸盆:
And the independent personality. 

还有个性要独立。
大嘴:
The boys must wash and cook. 

要求必须会洗衣服做饭。
脸盆:
If the boy had more than three girlfriends ,no way. 

谈过三个以上女朋友的免谈。
大嘴:
They mustn’t speak with English . 

说话不能夹带英文。
脸盆:
And the earholes are not more than three. 

还有耳洞不能超过三个。
大嘴:
A good temper is a must. 

要懂事脾气好。
脸盆:
So special ! 

要求真够另类啊!