Leo:
Lily, could you walk the dog with me? 

Lily,能陪我去遛狗吗?
Lily:
What? Walk the dog? Where is the dog? It is forbidden to raise dog here, remember that? 

什么?遛狗?狗在哪?这儿不让养狗的,你忘了?
Leo:
Look at it. 

你看啊!
Lily:
Oh, god, am I suffering the selective blindness? I can only see the rope. 

哦,天啊,我是选择性失明吗?我只能看见牵狗的绳子。
Leo:
It is called invisible dog toy. 

这个是隐形狗玩具。
Lily:
So you are enjoying the Kuso activity? 

你很爱这个恶搞的活动了?
Leo:
Bingo, actually, it is invented in the year 1970. And this activity is hold by a website recently. 

没错,这个玩具1970年就发明出来了,但是最近一家网站发起的这个活动。
Lily:
You are crazy! 

你们真是疯狂啊!
Leo:
I'm just a freshman. 

我这只是初级阶段。
Lily:
Of course, look at the man who is tidying the non-existent shit! 

是啊,看那个人,还在擦根本不存在的便便!


