杨:
Hey, guy, I want to know more about women, could you please help me? 

嘿,伙计,我想更多的了解女人,你能够帮帮我吗?
李:
Oh, thanks god, you get a handle on it! Go on with your questions. 

哦,谢谢上帝,你终于开窍了! 继续你的问题。
杨:
First why women like shopping? My colleague Jane goes to shopping at least 2 times one week, I just wonder if she really needs to buy something. 

首先女人为什么喜欢逛街?我的同事Jane至少一星期去逛两次街,我只是想她是不是真的有那么多东西要买。
李:
Well, women go to shopping for exercises, keep moving to exercise their bodies and decide to buy or not to exercise their minds as well. 

女人通过逛街来锻炼自己,保持运动来锻炼身体以及决定买或不买来锻炼意志。
杨:
Interesting! Then next why women like high heels? Jane is 168cm and she also wears high heels. 

真有趣!那么女人为什么喜欢高跟鞋? Jane身高168cm,她也穿着高跟鞋。
李:
It is because they think they are born shorter than men, so they want to catch up by high heels. 

这是因为女人认为她们天生比男人矮一截。穿高跟鞋是为了赶上男人。
杨:
Last question is why they take care of other people’s looks as well as themselves? Jane always complains my ties. 

最后一个问题是,为什么她们跟关注自己的外表一样,也关心别人的外表呢? Jane一直抱怨我的领带。
李:
Don’t think too much, they just want all things they see look ok. 

别想太多了,她们只是想要看到的东西都是好的。
杨:
Really? It sounds not so good. I just thought I am special in her eyes. 

真的吗?听起来不是个好消息,我原以为我在她眼里是很特别的。
李:
Oh, guy, you fall in love with her! 

哦,伙计,你爱上她了!


