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妻:
What are you doing t? You stay in the bathroom for almost one hour. 
你在干什么？你呆在浴室快一小时了。
夫:
Oh, sweetheart, please remember no question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter.
哦，甜心，请记住当我锁着门呆在卫生间里时，千万不要问任何问题。你多问一句，我少爱你一分。
妻:
Ok, but we will late for our outing.
好的，但是我们外出快迟到了。
夫:
Are you ready?
你准备好了吗？
妻:
No, I want to pluck eyebrows and do some makeup.
没有，我想拔掉眉头，化点妆。
夫:
Please leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked aren’t pretty. And you don’t need makeup because you look so fine ，also natural is sexier.
别动你的眉毛，拔过的眉毛不好看。你不需要化妆，你看起来很棒，自然的更性感了。
妻:
Ok, but at least I need to choose some beautiful cloths. Shall I wear this dress?
好吧，但是我至少需要选件漂亮的衣服。 我穿这条裙子好吗?
夫:
To be honest， you look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes
老实说，你穿跑鞋和短裤很迷人，还有那件条纹短衫。
妻:
You become so different after marry me.
你在跟我结婚之后变得不一样了。
夫:
Dealing, you see, this is what I feel inside. Who will tell truth when dating？
亲爱的，你看，这才是我的真实想法。谁会在约会的时候说真话呢？