杨:
Woman is problem! 

女人就是麻烦!
李:
Why? You cannot say so if you cannot prove it! 

为什么?如果你不能提供证据,你不能就这么随便乱说!
杨:
Ok, let me show you some evidence. Have you ever learned math? 

好的,让你给你点证据。你学过数学吗?
李:
Sure! 

当然!
杨:
You shall date with girls and buy them gifts from time to time so to find a woman you need time and money. 

你必须跟女人约会,时不时地送她礼物,所以要找个女人你需要时间和金钱。
李:
Yes, you can say so. 

是的,你可以这么说。
杨:
And we all know time is money, so woman is money plus money. 

我们都知道时间就是金钱,所以女人就是金钱乘以金钱。
李:
Sounds interesting. 

听起来很有趣。
杨:
Money is the roots of all problems, so money is problem. 

金钱是一切麻烦的根源,所以金钱就是麻烦。
李:
Then? 

然后呢?
杨:
Then you can easily get woman is problems! 

然后你就可以轻易得出,女人就是麻烦!
李:
Eh, I don’t know whether woman is problem or not, but I am sure you will get problem! If 

呃,我不知道女人是不是麻烦,但是我肯定你会有麻烦的。如果你回头,你就会发现你老婆站在你后面!


