导游:
I am your guide and translator. I lived in Japan for 14years and finally I got Japanese passport. You know, it is difficult to get Japanese passport. 

我是你们的导游兼翻译。我住在日本14年, 最终拿到了日本护照。你们知道的, 很难拿到日本护照。
游客甲:
Ok, could you please help to change my room? I pay for standard single room but they only give me one shabby room without bathroom. 

好的,能不能请你帮我换个房间呢? 我付了一个标准单间的钱, 但是他们只给我一个破旧的房间,还没有卫生间。
导游:
These Japanese are so kind to give you one room, why you are always complaining? 

这些日本人给你一个房间已经很好了,你为什么一直抱怨呢?
游客乙:
Hey, why you always stand by Japanese? Remember you are Chinese! 

嗨,为什么你一直帮日本人说话呢? 记住你是个中国人!
导游:
So what? Japanese are always friendly to us, they were our friends in northeast during the Anti-Japanese War and I heard that some "comfort girls" are voluntary. 

那又怎么样呢?日本一直对我们很友好, 在抗战期间,日本人在东北跟我们是好朋友, 我还听说有一些慰安妇都是自愿的。
游客丙:
Utter rubbish! Stop bringing shame on yourself! Go back and never mention you are Chinese! 

放屁!别丢人现眼了!滚回去, 永远别告诉别人你是个中国人!


