大嘴:
How about your work recently? 

最近工作怎么样?
脸盆:
I quitted my job. I handed in letter of resignation just now. 

我辞职了,今天刚交了辞职信。
大嘴:
Did you see the news about the most powerful resignation letter ? 

看到史上最牛辞职信的那条新闻了吗?
脸盆:
Yeah, the most powerful resignation letter was written by a guard from Huzhou. 

看到了,最牛的辞职信出自湖州市一名保安之手。
大嘴:
So wonderful, he has the deep knowledge in Archaic Chinese. 

很精彩啊,有深厚的古文功底。
脸盆:
Yeah, more than 20 allusions were used in the whole letter. 

是的,全文引用了20多个典故。
大嘴:
But many people review the letter unfavorably. 

但是还有不少人持否定的态度。
脸盆:
Some experts said that it is only some words rubbish with a gorgeous surface. 

专家说只不过是表面绚丽的文字垃圾。
大嘴:
But I appreciate it. 

但是我比较欣赏他。
脸盆:
Various comments exist, I think. 

各种评论都有吧。