丈夫:
I cannot bear myself any more. 

我受不了我自己了。
妻子:
What's wrong with you? 

你怎么了?
丈夫:
I took one piece of your sanitary towel this morning, remeber that? 

我早上拿了你一片卫生巾,记得吧?
妻子:
Yes, you said you suffered from the haemorrhoids. 

记得啊,你说你痔疮犯了。
丈夫:
Damned! 

该死的!
丈夫:
When I was playing basketball, it dropped through my trouser legs with blood! How can I explain? 

我打篮球的时候,这东西从我的裤管掉出来了,还粘着血!要我怎么能解释清楚?


