妈妈:
Don’t stay in house all day! Go out and find some girls for dating. 

别整天待在房子里面。 出去找些女孩约会。
儿子:
Mum, please don’t push me! Today is Bachelor's Festival. I need to celebrate it myself. 

妈妈,别催我了! 今天是光棍节。 我要自己庆祝。
妈妈:
Celebrate? Celebrate what? You are 32 now and you are still a bachelor! 

庆祝? 庆祝什么?你现在已经32岁了, 还是单身汉!
儿子:
It‘s your fault! 

都是你的错!
妈妈:
How can you say that? I arranged so many dates for you, but you never succeed. 

你怎么能这么说呢?我为你安排了这么次约会, 但是你一次也没成功。
儿子:
But it was you that decided to live here, building No. 11, room No. 11. “11.11”, how can I not be a single man? 

但是当初是你决定住在这里的,11号楼,11单元,“11.11”,我怎么能不是个单身汉呢?