老公:
Morning. 

早上好。
老婆:
Morning. Honey, today is Saturday. Where are we going to kill our time? 

早上好,亲爱的,今天是星期六,我们去哪打发时间呢?
老公:
I don’t know. Wa, the team lost their game. Unbelievable! 

我不知道,哇,这个队居然输了,真不可思议。
老婆:
Honey, I want to go shopping, and our curtains are too old. 

亲爱的,我想去购物,我们的窗帘都太旧了。
老公:
It’s up to you. Shit, my lottery lost again. 

你决定,狗屁,我的彩票又没中。
老婆:
My mother asked us to have dinner in her house this evening. I think we can finish shopping at 5 p.m. 

我妈叫我们晚上去她那边吃晚饭。我想我们可以在五点结束逛街。
老公:
Thanks goodness, the government finally remembers to raise the teachers’ salary . 

谢天谢地,政府终于记得给老师加工资了。
老婆:
Honey, are you with me? Honey, honey. My young brother is going to marry next week. 

亲爱的,你在听我说吗?亲爱的,亲爱的,我弟弟下个星期要结婚了。
老公:
Let’s talk about it later. I need to check whether this news is true or not. 

那事我们以后再谈吧。我需要去查一下这个新闻是真的还是假的。
老婆:
Shit, you even didn’t heard what I was talking. 

狗屎,你根本没听我说什么。


