Jack:
Tom, don't you smoke in the room! 

Tom,不要在房间里吸烟!
Tom:
It's great leisure having a cigarette after meal.People say that, and I proved that it's true. 

饭后一支烟,快乐似神仙。人们都这样说,经我证实确实如此。
Jack:
I don't wanna have a debate on this topic. But you should have your smoking leisure ouside,where no innocent victim is hurt. 

我不想和你讨论这个话题。但你应该去外面抽烟,不要殃及无辜。
Tom:
Are you kidding me! Am I hurting you by smoking? 

开什么玩笑!我抽烟伤害了你吗?
Jack:
Well,actually smoking can cause lung cancer, which is common sense.And you know what, the waste you exhale when you smoke is more toxic to cause cancer. 

实际上,吸烟可导致肺癌,这是常识了。你知道吗,你吸烟时呼出的废气更加具有致癌性质。
Tom:
So, I am poisoning you and myself. But you never told me that until you feel life-threatened! 

那么我是在毒害你也毒害我自己。可是你为什么等到你的健康受到威胁才告诉我呢!
Jack:
Well, there's more. Studies in HongKong show that smoking can cause sexual impotence,which means inablitiy to erect. 

还有更多的。香港的研究显示吸氧可导致阳痿。
Tom:
What!No wonder I don't get erected at the sight of beauties as often as before! 

什么,怪不得我现在没有像以前那样见到美女就硬起来了!
Jack:
So,it's time to give up smoking. 

所以戒烟吧!
Tom:
Shit! 

扑街!


