老公:
Honey, I will go to business next week. 

宝贝,我下周要出差。
老婆:
How long and where will you go this time? 

这次去哪,多久?
老公:
About one week, for Japan. 

日本,大概一周。
老婆:
But you can’t speak Japanese. 

可是你都不会说日语啊。
老公:
Never mind, I’d like to have a Japanese interpreter. 

没关系,我想请一位日本翻译。
老婆:
Only you? 

就你吗?
老公:
No, I and my assistant. 

我和我的助理。
老婆:
Is your assistant male or female? 

你的助理是男的还是女的?
老公:
Don’t worry, my dear wife, he is male. 

别担心,我的好老婆,是男的。
老婆:
I just ask, don’t be serious. 

我只是问问,别太认真。


