Mindy:
Oh, please stop it. You are disgusting. How can you put those ugly worms into your mouth? You might die. 

不要了,求你停下来。你好恶心啊。怎么可以把这么臭的虫子放进你的嘴里?你可能会死的。
Jake:
I am brave. See? That's how I get girls to talk to me. 

我很勇敢。明白没?这就是我泡女生的方法。
Mindy:
That's not brave. That's gross. Here's a picture that I want to show you. 

那不是勇敢。那是恶心。我要给你看张图。
Jake:
A cyclist? That's interesting. I can't see why he is better than me. 

一个骑车的?很有意思。我看不出来为什么他比我好。
Mindy:
Why are you men so crazy about the ego thing? You have an attitude problem. Don't you know that? 

为什么你们男人都是自大狂啊?你的态度很成问题。你不知道吗?
Jake:
No. I should say you are pathetic if you are not happy with men. But for the sake of old friendship, I will always here for you on the condition that you think I am hotter than a cyclist model. 

没有啊。我只能说如果你跟男人之间不怎么开心,你很可怜。看在老交情的份上,我会随时照顾你的,只要你认为我比那个自行车模特帅。
Mindy:
Shut up. Who do you think you are? Will Smith? You are a pretentious asshole. 

闭嘴。你以为你是谁啊?威尔史密斯?你就是一个自以为是的混蛋。
Jake:
But I still remember someone was begging me to marry her the other day. 

我还记得几天前某个人在求我娶她。
Mindy:
I was having a bad day. The asshole left me. 

我那天心情不好。那个混蛋离开了我。
Jake:
See? That's why you should never see a cyclist. It would have been much better if you were with me. 

明白没?这就是为什么你不应该和骑车的人约会。如果你和我的话,肯定会好很多。


