Tom:
Woman is problem!

女人就是麻烦!
May:
Why? You cannot say so if you cannot prove it!

为什么?如果你不能提供证据,你不能就这么随便乱说!
Tom:
Ok, let me show you some evidence. Have you ever learned math?

好的,让你给你点证据。你学过数学吗?
May:
Sure!

当然!
Tom:
You shall date with girls and buy them gifts from time to time so to find a woman you need time and money.

你必须跟女人约会,时不时地送她礼物,所以要找个女人你需要时间和金钱。
May:
Yes, you can say so.

是的,你可以这么说。
Tom:
And we all know time is money, so woman is money plus money.

我们都知道时间就是金钱,所以女人就是金钱乘以金钱。
May:
Sounds interesting.

听起来很有趣。
Tom:
Money is the roots of all problems, so money is problem.

金钱是一切麻烦的根源,所以金钱就是麻烦。
May:
Then?

然后呢?
Tom:
Then you can easily get woman is problems!

然后你就可以轻易得出,女人就是麻烦!
May:
Eh, I don’t know whether woman is problem or not, but I am sure you will get problem! If

呃,我不知道女人是不是麻烦,但是我肯定你会有麻烦的。如果你回头,你就会发现你老婆站在你后面!