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杨:
My wife always complains when I smoke. She says smoking is the worst thing. 
我的太太在我抽烟的时候一直抱怨。她说抽烟是最坏的事情。
李:
Then you shall stop,darling.
那么你就戒掉吧，亲爱的。
杨:
But cigarettes are my best friends, honey. I know smoking is not good but I cannot live without it.
但是香烟是我最好的朋友，甜心。我知道抽烟不好，但是我不能没有它。
李:
Ok, I can tell me some advantages of smoking, and then you can decide how to do.
好的，我可以告诉你抽烟的一些好处，然后你来决定怎么做。
杨:
Really? Advantages? Please go ahead.
真的吗？好处？请继续说。
李:
First smoking will protect your house against thieves. Smoking people usually cough a lot during night, thieves may think they are awake and then go away.
首先抽烟可以防范小偷。抽烟的人晚上容易咳嗽，小偷们会认为他们还没睡着然后就跑了。
杨:
It is not a good reason. Do you have another one?
这不是个好理由。有别的呢？
李:
Well, smoking people will scare away fierce dogs because they are usually humpbacked and dogs will think they are taking stones.
恩，抽烟的人能够吓跑恶狗， 因为抽烟的人容易驼背，狗会以为抽烟者在捡石头。
杨:
Come on, these cannot be called advantages.
得了吧，这些不能够成为好处。
李:
I have last one, smoking will keep you young. Smoking people usually have many diseases, so they don’t have chance to die old.
我还有最后一个，抽烟使你保持年轻。抽烟的人通常有很多的疾病，所以他们没有机会在老的时候死去。
杨:
Ok, guy, I will stop smoking.
好吧伙计，我会戒烟。